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iPhone Hacked

iPhone HackedDespite recent security reports by Apple, the iPhone has effectively been broken into. Apple is known for their iron-clad operating systems and deny that the iPhone is susceptible to hacking or security breaches. However, recent hackers have found a critical flaw in the iPhone.

“By using a simple chisel and hammer,” reports a hacker known as 133tb0+, “i was able to break into the iPhone.”

This isn’t the only report of hackers exploiting this critical flaw. Other reports of table saw intrusions, breach by slamming in a car door, and using the “really big rock I found in my yard” back door have been popping up on message boards.

“I can’t believe Apple overlooked this simple access point to the sweet sweet goods under their hood,” says Carl Friedson, a securities expert at McAfee. “Although it is not a traditional hack, it doesn’t take Corky from Life Goes On to find this one. I think it was just a matter of time before someone got angry and accidentally found it.”

Apple angrily denied that the iPhone is soft, issuing this statement: “Are you people fucking idiots? Of course you can open it up if you slam it really hard. This isn’t anything new. Stop breaking your goddamn iPhones and let them break on their own naturally, over the next three years.”

- Posted by chris

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  1. / I am a competitive iounjr tennis player and I train everyday for at least three hours. In terms of fitness and conditioning there is not too much equipment we use. Do alot of running, long distance (at lease 1 and a half to two miles) and if you have acces to a track or a field of some sort do some sprints and short distance bursts. We also use hand weights (about 10 pounds usually) and we do a number of different exercises with them. A medicine ball is essential especially if you have someone to toss it with. Toss it back and forth like you are hitting your strokes, also throw in some other toss types. Always be sure to stretch regualrly, tennis uses most body parts making pulling something a fairly easy task. We use rubber resistance bands for both our arms and legs, and last but not least we use a wooden box that we jump on and off of (works your legs out). I hope this helps and good luck! Keep playing tennis it is the best sport out there! You can play it for your entire life!

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